it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
but he can’t knot.
I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.
I have so many comments to this and all of them are inappropriate
oh my god
this white boy
is he fucking twelve
i’m not racist i love chinese food
CATS ARE SO LOVELY
I CAN’T DO THIS
I NEED TO WALK AWAY I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD FOR A SECOND
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist