I should really work. But, Pokémon.

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

literallygoth:

wtf is wrong with this child?

literallygoth:

wtf is wrong with this child?

blameitondoctorwho:

paper-aint-having-any-of-this:

icanflipmycurls:

fallen—alice—creepypasta:

meaganisohsoawesome:

champ2000:

hype1ting:

Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect

Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?

you know how scared i was when it was almost zero

wait for zero


I got fucking scared and held my breath when it hit zero then i read it and was like “IM DROPPING EVERYTHING AND REBLOGGING”

thank

blameitondoctorwho:

paper-aint-having-any-of-this:

icanflipmycurls:

fallen—alice—creepypasta:

meaganisohsoawesome:

champ2000:

hype1ting:

Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect

Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?

you know how scared i was when it was almost zero

wait for zero

I got fucking scared and held my breath when it hit zero then i read it and was like “IM DROPPING EVERYTHING AND REBLOGGING”

thank

elaive:

spookythingy:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real?

the second from the top and the third from the bottom tho ooooomg

omg they are so stupid …..I want 20

moewave:

Playing racing games with your friends where the cars can collide with each other

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That’s what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable.
 Deb Caletti  (via lovely—delight)
awwww-cute:

Not sleepy at all

awwww-cute:

Not sleepy at all

gh0stcity:

There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.

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Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.

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whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

sasaq:

(via コツメカワウソのジーノ(20140421)@サンシャイン水族館)