what a day that must have been
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
nothing i expected. everything i wanted
When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today
sorry for replying in 0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha
"why yes, i do play sports"
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash
WHAT IS AIR?
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
You got your Voldemorts
"nah it works just don’t touch it"